1 00:00:00,551 --> 00:00:02,549 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,679 --> 00:00:03,990 (Crows cawing) 3 00:00:04,297 --> 00:00:08,118 Since the dawn of time, trying to get anywhere with your kids 4 00:00:08,273 --> 00:00:09,675 has been a challenge. 5 00:00:10,121 --> 00:00:11,556 Oh, my God. (Door closes) 6 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,505 Why are you so late? I've been standing out there forever. 7 00:00:13,617 --> 00:00:15,360 Look. I got a snotsicle. 8 00:00:15,495 --> 00:00:17,079 Put your coat on, you moron. 9 00:00:17,224 --> 00:00:17,901 Ugh. 10 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:19,171 Brick couldn't find his book. 11 00:00:19,317 --> 00:00:20,641 And you can't go to dinner like that. 12 00:00:20,762 --> 00:00:22,415 I'm gonna change. Relax. 13 00:00:22,513 --> 00:00:23,939 Don't tell your mom to relax. 14 00:00:24,087 --> 00:00:26,722 (Exhales) Brick wants to go to Don's Oriental Food. 15 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:29,471 Ugh! No way. No foreign food. I want spaghetti. 16 00:00:30,538 --> 00:00:32,346 (Scoffs) Hey, you just passed the library again. 17 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,337 Where are we going now? 18 00:00:33,463 --> 00:00:35,067 You said we'd go after we picked up Axl. 19 00:00:35,195 --> 00:00:36,918 We will, but after we pick up Sue. 20 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,995 Oh, what? Can't we just pick her up after dinner? 21 00:00:39,116 --> 00:00:39,973 I'm starving! 22 00:00:40,097 --> 00:00:41,800 Look, this is just what we're doing, okay? 23 00:00:42,018 --> 00:00:43,057 (Groans) 24 00:00:44,563 --> 00:00:45,383 (Brakes squeal) 25 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:47,183 Sue, get in. 26 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,757 Aren't you guys gonna come in and see the display? 27 00:00:49,888 --> 00:00:51,462 We got half the diabetes case. 28 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:52,599 - Oh, sure. (Axl) - No! 29 00:00:52,732 --> 00:00:55,349 (Brick) - Absolutely not. - Fine. We'll go eat first 30 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,448 and then come back and see it. 31 00:00:56,566 --> 00:00:57,585 Your brothers are hungry. 32 00:00:57,697 --> 00:00:58,843 What? No. But-- 33 00:00:58,956 --> 00:01:01,130 Look, this is just what we're doing, okay? 34 00:01:01,598 --> 00:01:02,839 (Window whirring) 35 00:01:04,391 --> 00:01:05,732 We're going for spaghetti. 36 00:01:05,853 --> 00:01:07,724 You said we could go to Don's Oriental Food. 37 00:01:07,866 --> 00:01:08,834 No. No way. 38 00:01:08,976 --> 00:01:10,680 Last time we didn't get to go where I wanted to go, 39 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,309 so I get to choose this time. 40 00:01:12,433 --> 00:01:14,031 I want Rib Time America. 41 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:14,952 I like ribs. 42 00:01:15,063 --> 00:01:15,930 - No! - No. 43 00:01:16,057 --> 00:01:18,427 This is not fair. I was promised. 44 00:01:18,573 --> 00:01:20,034 I ate hoagies against my will, 45 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:23,110 and you promised next time I'd get to pick, remember? 46 00:01:23,232 --> 00:01:24,270 Okay, where am I going? 47 00:01:24,410 --> 00:01:25,365 - Spaghetti! - Rib Time America. 48 00:01:25,492 --> 00:01:26,429 The library. 49 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:28,430 You should not even be allowed to pick a restaurant. 50 00:01:28,552 --> 00:01:30,176 You are a terrible restaurant picker. 51 00:01:30,294 --> 00:01:31,262 I am not! 52 00:01:31,385 --> 00:01:33,155 (Axl, Brick, Frankie, and Mike) Colonial Diner. 53 00:01:33,298 --> 00:01:34,898 That was one time! 54 00:01:35,024 --> 00:01:36,085 I need a decision here. 55 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,055 I don't understand why we're not going to the library. 56 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,488 And what is your problem with Rib Time America, Axl? 57 00:01:40,632 --> 00:01:42,223 You totally like those fries. 58 00:01:42,357 --> 00:01:44,387 Aah! Axl, gross! 59 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:45,308 (Hisses) 60 00:01:45,426 --> 00:01:46,317 - Axl. - Axl. 61 00:01:46,438 --> 00:01:47,602 (Coughing) Oh, relax. 62 00:01:47,748 --> 00:01:49,438 I smell better than all you put together. 63 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,949 - Let's pick a place, people. - I am starving! 64 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,541 Hey, you just passed the library again. 65 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:55,565 We're not going to the library right now. 66 00:01:55,693 --> 00:01:57,021 You were never gonna take me, were you? 67 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,425 Admit it! That's just what you say to get me in the car! 68 00:01:59,555 --> 00:02:01,143 Okay, what are we doing? 69 00:02:01,264 --> 00:02:03,359 I got Don's to the left, I got Ribs to the right. 70 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,832 Left or right? Left or right? 71 00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:06,864 - Right. Right. Right. - I want to go to the library! 72 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:08,201 - Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti! - Dad, please go to Ribs of America! 73 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,188 - Spaghetti! - I never get to do what I want! 74 00:02:09,325 --> 00:02:10,533 Please! You know-- 75 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,813 So this is what we did. 76 00:02:13,331 --> 00:02:14,082 (Dog barking in distance) 77 00:02:14,194 --> 00:02:16,109 All right. You guys have school tomorrow. 78 00:02:16,238 --> 00:02:17,070 Why don't you get to bed? 79 00:02:17,198 --> 00:02:18,220 We're not tired. 80 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:19,822 Well, we are. 81 00:02:20,262 --> 00:02:21,122 (Spoon clinks) 82 00:02:22,233 --> 00:02:23,361 Oh, I call the bathroom! 83 00:02:23,464 --> 00:02:25,049 (Sue) No fair! You got it first last night! 84 00:02:25,174 --> 00:02:26,903 (Axl) Oh, you don't know what's coming for you! 85 00:02:27,027 --> 00:02:29,083 Well, that was fun. We should do that again. 86 00:02:29,201 --> 00:02:30,564 Ugh. All that fighting. 87 00:02:30,682 --> 00:02:32,998 It's just impossible to do anything with these people. 88 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:35,906 Wouldn't it be so much easier if we only had one kid, hmm? 89 00:02:36,081 --> 00:02:37,033 Or none. 90 00:02:37,155 --> 00:02:38,731 No, seriously. Think about it-- 91 00:02:38,884 --> 00:02:41,042 how great would that be? It-- it would be like 92 00:02:41,168 --> 00:02:42,262 "The Courtship of Eddie's Father." 93 00:02:42,397 --> 00:02:43,401 Remember that show? 94 00:02:43,552 --> 00:02:45,857 They would just take these long walks down the beach, 95 00:02:45,984 --> 00:02:48,789 just the two of them, and talk and connect. 96 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:50,121 What are we doing? 97 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,882 We're referees-- sheepherding referees. 98 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,201 We should get whistles. 99 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:57,185 I mean, imagine if it was just Axl today. 100 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,014 We would have gotten there early, 101 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:00,672 seen a little of his practice. 102 00:03:00,797 --> 00:03:02,149 I've been wanting to watch practice. 103 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,110 Yeah. And we would have had the time. 104 00:03:04,229 --> 00:03:05,901 Could have talked strategy over spaghetti, 105 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,324 gone over some plays. 106 00:03:07,464 --> 00:03:09,162 Right? And if it was just Sue, 107 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,872 we would have seen her display case, 108 00:03:10,993 --> 00:03:13,789 taken her out for ribs, caught up on her life. 109 00:03:13,912 --> 00:03:15,235 I like ribs. 110 00:03:15,418 --> 00:03:16,737 Brick could have gone to the library 111 00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:18,778 and Don's Oriental Food. 112 00:03:18,911 --> 00:03:20,722 He gets really chatty when he eats Chinese. 113 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:22,301 I think it's the MSG. (Sighs) 114 00:03:22,432 --> 00:03:24,505 And what's with Axl and that rib place, huh? 115 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,035 He was just being a jerk. 116 00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:28,009 He totally likes the fries there. 117 00:03:28,134 --> 00:03:30,491 So we're agreed-- we'll give two back. 118 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:31,929 Which one you wanna keep? 119 00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:33,816 Look, it is what it is. 120 00:03:33,998 --> 00:03:35,793 We'll never get 'em one on one. 121 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:37,839 Wait. 122 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:39,956 Why can't we? 123 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:42,562 So listen, your dad and I were thinking... 124 00:03:42,685 --> 00:03:43,662 - I am not cleaning the garage! - You always do this. 125 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,296 Weekends are our time to relax! 126 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:47,945 (Sighs) This is something that will benefit you. 127 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:50,322 Instead of everyone running around with everyone else 128 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,369 and being miserable 129 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:53,351 and having to do things they don't want to do... 130 00:03:53,469 --> 00:03:54,399 Like this? 131 00:03:54,531 --> 00:03:55,261 (Sighs heavily) 132 00:03:55,384 --> 00:03:57,773 You each get to spend a day with us alone. 133 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,352 Each kid gets me and your dad's full attention 134 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:01,588 for one day. 135 00:04:01,735 --> 00:04:02,703 (Blows raspberry) Pass. 136 00:04:02,821 --> 00:04:04,345 Really? A whole day? 137 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:07,703 It's your day. We can spend it in whatever way you choose. 138 00:04:07,822 --> 00:04:09,603 Oh, my God. One day is not gonna be enough. 139 00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:10,640 You can have my day. 140 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:11,971 No one's taking anybody's day. 141 00:04:12,107 --> 00:04:14,317 Okay, let's see. I want an outside activity. 142 00:04:14,447 --> 00:04:15,425 I want an inside activity. 143 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,165 I want an activity we've never done together. 144 00:04:17,281 --> 00:04:18,716 I want an activity that involves jumping. 145 00:04:18,845 --> 00:04:21,097 I want a mystery activity. I want some reflection time. 146 00:04:21,223 --> 00:04:22,352 Oof. Are you sure I can't dip 147 00:04:22,466 --> 00:04:23,726 into just a little bit of Axl's day? 148 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,019 I wanna go to the library. I'm gonna show you the microfiche, 149 00:04:26,143 --> 00:04:28,240 and I wanna go through the periodicals without rushing. 150 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:30,915 (Yawns) Can I invite a friend so I have someone to talk to? 151 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,352 Nope. Now go. 152 00:04:32,502 --> 00:04:34,863 (Gasps) Okay. I'm gonna start making my list. (Giggles) 153 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,357 How 'bout a different plan? 154 00:04:39,481 --> 00:04:40,703 You and me take off in the middle of the night 155 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:42,152 and just drive. 156 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 157 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,179 Axl. 158 00:04:51,329 --> 00:04:52,514 Come on, Axl. 159 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:53,830 You're sleeping your day away. 160 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,976 We've tried to wake you up twice already. 161 00:04:56,114 --> 00:04:57,421 (Muffled) Take a hint. 162 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:58,694 It's noon. If we're gonna do anything, 163 00:04:58,803 --> 00:05:00,022 we gotta get this thing movin'. 164 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,662 I already told you I don't wanna go. 165 00:05:01,778 --> 00:05:04,470 I was an only child for two years. I'm good. 166 00:05:05,942 --> 00:05:07,694 (Mike grunts) (Axl) Whoa. 167 00:05:08,312 --> 00:05:09,082 (Thud) 168 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,713 Come on. It's gonna be great. 169 00:05:10,848 --> 00:05:13,177 Just the three of us. No siblings. 170 00:05:13,304 --> 00:05:15,420 It's all about you. What do you wanna do? 171 00:05:15,728 --> 00:05:16,656 Well, I got one idea, 172 00:05:16,789 --> 00:05:18,470 but you're not gonna wanna do it. 173 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,668 (Popping, thudding) (Man) Welcome to Paintball Zone! Game on! 174 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,538 (Laughing) Whoo-hoo-hoo! 175 00:05:25,774 --> 00:05:26,918 - Ho-ho! - Got 'em. 176 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:29,670 This is awesome. Oh, I wanna join the army. 177 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:31,507 Yeah, 'cause this is what war is like. (Popping in background) 178 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:34,007 (Man over PA) The blue team has been eliminated. 179 00:05:34,145 --> 00:05:35,386 Yes. 180 00:05:35,882 --> 00:05:38,976 Oh. Hey. I've been looking for you guys everywhere. 181 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,468 We got the blue team, right? 182 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,056 - Yeah. - I was this close to getting one, 183 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:44,389 - and then I tripped and shot myself. - Oh. 184 00:05:44,657 --> 00:05:46,232 Hey, listen, I've been doing some reconnaissance. 185 00:05:46,372 --> 00:05:49,252 The orange team is taking cover behind that jeep over there. 186 00:05:49,373 --> 00:05:50,189 We gotta flush 'em out. 187 00:05:50,312 --> 00:05:52,176 I'm thinking one of us lays down some suppressive fire, 188 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,306 and the other two flank 'em 189 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,557 by going over that ridge over there. 190 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,613 The only problem is, it leaves all three of us vulnerable. 191 00:05:56,769 --> 00:05:58,707 (Exhales) Ooh. Hey. I know. 192 00:05:58,850 --> 00:05:59,698 What about this instead? 193 00:05:59,832 --> 00:06:01,274 Mom, you see that white pillar over there? 194 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,837 You run to that and draw their attention. 195 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,115 That way we can attack from here. 196 00:06:04,259 --> 00:06:06,909 I don't know. That looks awfully far away. 197 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:08,140 Won't I be exposed? 198 00:06:08,272 --> 00:06:10,091 You'll be okay. Just run in a zigzag pattern. 199 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,587 - Really? - Well, if you yell, "don't shoot" 200 00:06:11,711 --> 00:06:13,016 over and over, nobody'll shoot you. 201 00:06:13,185 --> 00:06:14,443 - Really? - Yeah. 202 00:06:14,622 --> 00:06:16,187 Uh... (Exhales) all right. 203 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:17,516 Here I go. 204 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:18,702 All right. 205 00:06:18,949 --> 00:06:19,853 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 206 00:06:19,957 --> 00:06:20,971 (Popping) Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 207 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,880 Ow! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 208 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,299 Aah! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 209 00:06:25,415 --> 00:06:26,269 (Popping) Ow, ow, ow! 210 00:06:26,388 --> 00:06:28,145 Aah! Oof! 211 00:06:28,644 --> 00:06:29,496 (Popping) 212 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:33,681 (Laughs) Yeah! (Laughs) 213 00:06:33,798 --> 00:06:34,853 - Got 'em! - Whoo! 214 00:06:34,986 --> 00:06:36,791 And we only lost mom. (Laughs) 215 00:06:40,373 --> 00:06:41,893 (Shouting in distance) 216 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:45,624 Hey. There you are. 217 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,062 Have you seen Axl? 218 00:06:47,195 --> 00:06:49,418 We had a whole plan worked out to ambush the green team, 219 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:51,390 and I've been circling the perimeter for 20 minutes. 220 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,599 I can't find him anywhere. 221 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:54,588 (Popping, clanging) All this strategy is boring. 222 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,682 I thought we would have time 223 00:06:55,807 --> 00:06:58,067 to sit and talk with Axl about his hopes and dreams. 224 00:06:58,226 --> 00:06:59,728 And instead I've just been running around 225 00:06:59,851 --> 00:07:01,466 being target practice. 226 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:03,412 Hey, our teenage son is having a good time 227 00:07:03,538 --> 00:07:04,940 with us, his parents. 228 00:07:05,053 --> 00:07:05,942 You know how rare that is? 229 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:08,105 That's like finding oil in your backyard. 230 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,342 You know, I must really like you 231 00:07:13,477 --> 00:07:14,943 if I'm making out with you in this. 232 00:07:15,071 --> 00:07:16,792 (Chuckles) What? You don't think this is hot? 233 00:07:16,952 --> 00:07:18,480 You look so stupid. 234 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,667 You look so stupid. 235 00:07:20,796 --> 00:07:22,248 (Both laugh) 236 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:23,880 (Door opens) 237 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,588 Aah! Aah! Aah! 238 00:07:26,084 --> 00:07:26,793 (Thud) Ooh. 239 00:07:26,894 --> 00:07:27,637 What are you doing? 240 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,161 What? I don't know. Nothing. 241 00:07:29,954 --> 00:07:31,677 I'm sorry. Axl's in trouble here. 242 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:33,704 Okay. Sorry. 243 00:07:35,299 --> 00:07:36,733 (Engine starts) 244 00:07:36,838 --> 00:07:38,721 Dude. (Scoffs) 245 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:39,841 Bro code. 246 00:07:39,951 --> 00:07:41,202 What's the matter with you? 247 00:07:41,316 --> 00:07:43,141 You know, your mom was really looking forward to this. 248 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:44,738 She doesn't get to spend a lot of time with you, 249 00:07:44,873 --> 00:07:46,384 and you're going off to college next year. 250 00:07:46,527 --> 00:07:48,277 She was actually having fun today, 251 00:07:48,393 --> 00:07:50,681 being with you, and she thought you were, too. 252 00:07:50,968 --> 00:07:52,401 You're not gonna be in our house that much longer. 253 00:07:52,523 --> 00:07:54,109 You can't give us a couple hours of your time? 254 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:56,057 You gotta go pick up some random girl? 255 00:07:56,469 --> 00:07:58,898 Let's go. We're leaving. 256 00:08:00,019 --> 00:08:01,212 Look, I'm sorry I ran off, 257 00:08:01,342 --> 00:08:03,132 but she's not just some random girl. 258 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,224 She's my girlfriend, 'kay? 259 00:08:05,511 --> 00:08:06,785 You have a girlfriend? 260 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,506 We've been dating for, like, a month, 261 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:10,673 but we haven't told anybody yet. 262 00:08:11,262 --> 00:08:12,343 (Horn honks in distance) 263 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,529 So you like her? 264 00:08:13,632 --> 00:08:15,133 I really like her. (Chuckles) 265 00:08:15,254 --> 00:08:15,999 I don't know what it is, 266 00:08:16,177 --> 00:08:18,553 but I just wanna spend every day with her, you know? 267 00:08:18,657 --> 00:08:20,923 Just wanna be with her all the time. 268 00:08:21,073 --> 00:08:22,961 You ever feel like that about anybody? 269 00:08:23,059 --> 00:08:25,207 Yeah. My old cat at the quarry. 270 00:08:25,513 --> 00:08:27,124 And your mom, of course. 271 00:08:28,449 --> 00:08:30,307 So, a girlfriend, huh? 272 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:31,765 Yeah. 273 00:08:31,881 --> 00:08:32,850 Well, good. 274 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,162 Good. She seemed nice. 275 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,696 Glad you told me. Come on. We should be goin'. 276 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,719 There you are. Where have you been? 277 00:08:40,848 --> 00:08:41,935 Oh, hey, um, wait. 278 00:08:42,058 --> 00:08:43,404 Can we, like, not tell mom about this? 279 00:08:43,528 --> 00:08:44,762 'Cause she's gonna ask a million questions 280 00:08:44,904 --> 00:08:46,173 and be super annoying. 281 00:08:46,289 --> 00:08:47,093 I gotta tell her. 282 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,469 I'll give you a few seconds head start. 283 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,523 Okay. (Chuckles) Hey. 284 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,346 (Speaks inaudibly) 285 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:55,013 What? Who is she? When did he meet her? 286 00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:56,910 What's her name? How long has he been seeing her? 287 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:57,744 I can't believe... 288 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:00,164 Kid one-- done. Check and check. 289 00:09:08,044 --> 00:09:09,513 Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! 290 00:09:09,686 --> 00:09:11,623 It's my day. It's my special day! 291 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,821 (High-pitched voice) Whoo-hoo! 292 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:15,911 It's still dark outside. 293 00:09:16,036 --> 00:09:16,975 What time is it? 294 00:09:17,105 --> 00:09:17,930 It's 4:45. 295 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,159 We just have so much to do 296 00:09:19,285 --> 00:09:20,204 that if we don't get started now, 297 00:09:20,345 --> 00:09:21,762 we're never gonna fit it all in. 298 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:23,572 Come back in a couple of hours. 299 00:09:23,691 --> 00:09:26,100 I can't. "Watch the sun rise" is on my list. 300 00:09:26,244 --> 00:09:27,602 See? 301 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,548 Uh... 302 00:09:31,494 --> 00:09:32,686 (Groans) 303 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,468 Oh... 304 00:09:35,615 --> 00:09:38,841 so pretty. 305 00:09:39,736 --> 00:09:40,924 (Exhales) 306 00:09:41,032 --> 00:09:41,955 All right. Let's go. 307 00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:43,545 We're petting puppies at the shelter. 308 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,034 Well, be careful what you wish for, 309 00:09:45,153 --> 00:09:47,585 'cause when Sue got a special day, she wasn't kidding. 310 00:09:47,703 --> 00:09:49,644 We went to the doughnut place, we painted mugs, 311 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:51,201 we looked for animal shapes in the clouds, 312 00:09:51,317 --> 00:09:52,572 went to the butter museum. 313 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:54,759 By the time we got to the arcade, Mike was pooped. 314 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,500 But I was determined to keep my energy up. 315 00:09:57,612 --> 00:09:58,589 Whoo-hoo! 316 00:09:58,714 --> 00:10:00,393 Oh, mom, you're really good. (Dance music playing) 317 00:10:00,532 --> 00:10:02,542 You could have been on the dance team in high school. 318 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,339 Nah, I'm not that coordinated. 319 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,122 320 00:10:06,237 --> 00:10:07,814 Hey, why isn't dad playing? 321 00:10:07,997 --> 00:10:09,753 Uh, he's just tired. 322 00:10:10,117 --> 00:10:11,983 Was he like this yesterday with Axl, too? 323 00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:15,113 Yeah. Yep, he was. 324 00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:18,117 Mike, come on. Get over here. You gotta do this. 325 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:19,512 I'm good. 326 00:10:19,628 --> 00:10:22,643 (Whines) Daddy, special day. 327 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:24,936 328 00:10:28,406 --> 00:10:29,654 Now. 329 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,356 Now. (Thud) 330 00:10:32,722 --> 00:10:34,208 Dad, you're doing great. 331 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,880 Now. (Thud) 332 00:10:35,972 --> 00:10:36,636 Now. 333 00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:40,925 Oh, my God. 334 00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:43,689 Don's Oriental Food is so good. 335 00:10:43,823 --> 00:10:45,289 I see why Brick likes it so much. 336 00:10:45,407 --> 00:10:46,806 Yep, that was a great day. 337 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,173 Well, I'm beat. What do you say we head home? 338 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,680 No, no, no, no, no. Wait. 339 00:10:50,811 --> 00:10:53,287 You promised we would get to see your old prom dresses. 340 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:55,837 Aw, sweetie, no, those are all packed away somewhere 341 00:10:55,963 --> 00:10:57,442 over at Aunt Edie's. 342 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,469 You always promise, but we never do it. 343 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,854 And this is supposed to be my special day. 344 00:11:02,021 --> 00:11:04,974 (Sighs) That's the thing about special-- 345 00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:06,872 if you overload on special, 346 00:11:07,027 --> 00:11:08,954 it's not as special anymore. 347 00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:10,682 Axl and Brick never wanna go. 348 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,135 If I don't go today, I'll never get to go. 349 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:15,576 And then one day, when I have a daughter of my own, 350 00:11:15,738 --> 00:11:17,418 and she asks me what I know about my mom 351 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,445 from when she was young, 352 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:19,850 I'll just have to say "I don't know," 353 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,357 because even though it was my special day, 354 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,999 my mom didn't think it was important enough to-- 355 00:11:23,121 --> 00:11:24,815 (Slides) Here they are. 356 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,164 Oh, wow. Yeah. 357 00:11:26,303 --> 00:11:27,581 This is from sophomore year. 358 00:11:27,694 --> 00:11:29,124 Went to prom with Billy Petchell. 359 00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:31,143 He drove a yellow Pacer. Mm-hmm. 360 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,032 OMG. 361 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,317 (Laughs) I know, right? 362 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:35,968 It's so pretty. 363 00:11:36,132 --> 00:11:39,922 Look at those sleeves. It's so glamorous. 364 00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:41,177 You should wear this. 365 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,032 You could wear this to cocktail parties. 366 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,482 Oh... yeah. 367 00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:45,567 Oh. 368 00:11:46,576 --> 00:11:47,457 (Gasps) 369 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,045 Wow! 370 00:11:49,224 --> 00:11:54,202 This is from my junior prom. That was a crazy night. 371 00:11:54,355 --> 00:11:55,716 I drank so much... 372 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:58,044 punch... yeah. 373 00:11:58,178 --> 00:12:00,520 We got really... excited. 374 00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:02,296 Sounds amazing. 375 00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:03,782 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 376 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,673 This was my senior prom. 377 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,827 Oh, my God. 378 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,737 This one's my favorite. Can I try this on? 379 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,561 Go for it. (Gasps) 380 00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:14,604 (Squeals) 381 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,460 I'm gonna go to the kitchen 382 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:22,094 and pour myself a big glass of excitement. 383 00:12:22,211 --> 00:12:23,288 - You want anything? - Yeah. 384 00:12:23,424 --> 00:12:25,074 I want my excitement on the rocks. 385 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:26,444 (Clicks tongue) 386 00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:33,342 Oh. 387 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:34,999 (Door opens) 388 00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,885 (Gasps) Oh! 389 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:39,986 You look beautiful. 390 00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:40,911 I know. 391 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,570 Wouldn't this look pretty with some purple wedges? 392 00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:44,931 Uh-huh. 393 00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:47,054 There's a lot of shoes that would look good. 394 00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:48,781 Ooh. What's all this? 395 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,138 Oh, I don't know. There's all kinds of stuff in here. 396 00:12:51,431 --> 00:12:54,170 Ah! Look. (Singsongy) Your yearbook. 397 00:12:54,299 --> 00:12:55,318 (Normal voice) Let's look through it. 398 00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:55,978 Oh, no, no, no. 399 00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:57,051 That's okay. We don't have to-- 400 00:12:57,164 --> 00:12:59,594 Uh-oh. Are there some bad pictures in here? 401 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,448 (Laughs) Come on! 402 00:13:01,629 --> 00:13:04,362 Ooh. Here you are, 403 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:07,304 chillin' on the lawn with your friends. 404 00:13:07,431 --> 00:13:09,785 Here's one of you on the football field... 405 00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:12,961 in a cheerleading uniform. 406 00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:15,415 You were a cheerleader? 407 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,555 Was I? 408 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:18,893 Oh, it was so long ago. Who remembers? 409 00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:21,357 You were a cheerleader. 410 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,324 Well... I guess I was, 411 00:13:23,451 --> 00:13:24,841 but only my senior year, 412 00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:26,402 just because they needed somebody small 413 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:27,942 for the top of the pyramid. 414 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,807 (Gasps) So you were coordinated. 415 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,043 Why wouldn't you tell me you were a cheerleader? 416 00:13:34,185 --> 00:13:36,128 I don't know. I mean, who cares? 417 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:39,273 Look at me now. It's not like it translated into anything. 418 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,019 Oh, my God. 419 00:13:41,427 --> 00:13:43,575 You were on prom court? 420 00:13:44,266 --> 00:13:46,814 I can't believe you didn't tell me any of this. 421 00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:49,143 Why wouldn't you tell me? 422 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,812 Is it because you think I'm not that? 423 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,852 No, Sue. I just... 424 00:13:55,153 --> 00:13:56,700 I don't know. 425 00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,230 I didn't want you to feel like you had to live up 426 00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:00,627 to something I did. 427 00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:02,382 I wanted you to live your own life 428 00:14:02,516 --> 00:14:05,084 and not have this idea that you had to be like me. 429 00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:07,614 And honestly, I know at your age 430 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:11,476 all this stuff may seem important, but it's not. 431 00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:13,052 It's like this dress. 432 00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:15,158 It was such a big deal when I got it, 433 00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:16,285 and now look. 434 00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:18,520 It's hanging in the back of Aunt Edie's closet, 435 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:20,134 collecting dust. 436 00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:22,399 (TV playing indistinctly) 437 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:25,098 You know what? I think I would like to move 438 00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:27,608 my 10:00 PM reflection time to now. 439 00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:28,714 (Closes yearbook) 440 00:14:28,863 --> 00:14:30,945 Oh. Okay. 441 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:33,349 (Sighs) 442 00:14:39,742 --> 00:14:41,029 (Mouths words) 443 00:14:41,659 --> 00:14:43,865 (Ice cubes rattling) 444 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,614 (Sighs) 445 00:14:53,564 --> 00:14:55,933 Okay. Well, I thought about it, 446 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,848 and... I just realized something. 447 00:14:59,117 --> 00:15:00,867 If you were a cheerleader, 448 00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:03,910 that means I have cheerleader DNA in me. 449 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:06,201 I mean, you did all this when you were a senior. 450 00:15:06,387 --> 00:15:08,149 I've got two years left. 451 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:11,127 I was this close to giving up on that dream. 452 00:15:11,259 --> 00:15:12,951 But there is no way now. 453 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,581 I am going for it all. 454 00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:16,863 I am never gonna stop trying out! 455 00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:18,890 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 456 00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:20,627 (Squeals) (Exhales) 457 00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:25,262 Kid two-- done and done. 458 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,303 Wow. This weekend was exhausting. 459 00:15:37,423 --> 00:15:38,953 Yeah. Thank God that's over. 460 00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,765 Least we got through it. 461 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,534 - Oh, crap. - It's 10:00 AM. 462 00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:46,479 I didn't know whether I should wake you up. 463 00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:47,985 I already made myself breakfast 464 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,416 and did my push-up. 465 00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:52,054 Today is my day, right? 466 00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:54,389 It is, Brick. 467 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,281 Sorry, we're just beat. It's been a long weekend. 468 00:15:57,537 --> 00:15:59,544 I decided I don't wanna go to the library. 469 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:00,784 - Oh, good. - Oh. 470 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,424 I mean, we don't have to go anywhere to have a special day. 471 00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:05,127 We can just watch TV all day. 472 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,796 You always let me watch TV. 473 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:11,501 Yes, but we'll let you watch it in bed with us. 474 00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:13,289 No, I still wanna go somewhere. 475 00:16:13,419 --> 00:16:15,212 While I was waiting for you guys to wake up, 476 00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:16,327 I read in the newspaper 477 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,110 that there's a "Planet Nowhere" convention 478 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,937 in Indianapolis today. 479 00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:23,010 Oh, come on, Brick, no. 480 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,662 It's a long drive to Indianapolis. 481 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,160 Perfect. It'll give me plenty of time 482 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,729 to fill you in on the series. 483 00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,179 See, what a lot of people don't know 484 00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:31,659 about the "Planet Nowhere" series 485 00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:33,354 is that it's an allegory. 486 00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:34,740 Now, all the tribes... 487 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,372 And so, ironically, for the Vernegos 488 00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:38,541 to ultimately triumph over the Silligans, 489 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,327 they must first abandon their planet entirely 490 00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:44,054 and wander the galaxy for-- you guessed it-- 491 00:16:44,193 --> 00:16:45,783 11 centuries. 492 00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:47,252 (Exhales) Ugh. 493 00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:49,134 Yesterday's Don's Oriental Food 494 00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,575 is still not sitting so well. 495 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,373 Don's? I wanted to go there today. 496 00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:54,528 Yeah, there's no way we're going there today. 497 00:16:54,657 --> 00:16:56,963 Oh. Well, then, I want to go to... 498 00:16:57,077 --> 00:16:59,062 - Juanita's Cocina. - Oh, no. 499 00:16:59,197 --> 00:17:00,832 We gotta give the Chinese a chance to clear out 500 00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,718 before we let any other countries in. 501 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:04,711 (Burps) Sorry. (Horn honks in distance) 502 00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:06,356 (Brakes squeal) Aw, I knew it. Construction. 503 00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:08,441 Always there. They're never gonna get this done. 504 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,347 You know, Brick, 505 00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:11,284 there might be other fun things we could do today. 506 00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,525 It-- it would be a shame 507 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,735 to spend your special day stuck in traffic. 508 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,212 Well, I don't mind. 509 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,988 Yeah, but we don't even have tickets. 510 00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:18,896 I checked. 511 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,734 There are plenty of tickets available at the door. 512 00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:21,869 You know, they're probably just gonna try 513 00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,198 to sell you a bunch of stuff. 514 00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:25,859 And by the time we get there, it's gonna be so crowded. 515 00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:28,128 Sounds like you guys don't wanna go. 516 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,452 What? No, no. 517 00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:31,826 We want to do whatever you want to do. 518 00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:33,044 We're just... 519 00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:36,390 scared that it won't live up to your expectations. 520 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,411 You went to 17 places with Sue. 521 00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:41,169 Did she tell you that? 522 00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:44,168 Because you're not supposed to talk about each other's days. 523 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,407 Oh, no. 524 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,350 See those flakes? Here it comes. 525 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:48,740 First big storm of the winter. 526 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:49,894 Oh. Well, that's it. 527 00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:51,017 We're gonna have to turn around. 528 00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:53,815 But I'm-- I'm sure we can find something much more fun. 529 00:17:54,363 --> 00:17:56,155 (Muzak playing) Well, those look sharp. 530 00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:59,354 Is this my day? Trying on shoes? 531 00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:01,751 Hey, you're always complaining that I just bring you back shoes 532 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,352 from the discount bin when I'm shopping for Axl. 533 00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:05,792 We're not even here for me. 534 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,275 This isn't my day. We're running errands. 535 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,276 (Sighs) 536 00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:11,182 Ooh. Look. 537 00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,331 Wanna play with the size-y thing? 538 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,691 You've never done that. 539 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:15,686 I sort of like these boots. 540 00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,449 What do you think, Frankie? For work? 541 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:20,358 You see? Even my special day isn't even for me. 542 00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:23,058 This is nothing at all that I wanted. Nothing. 543 00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:24,757 That's it. I'm gettin' the boots. 544 00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:27,100 Look, Brick, I'm just tired. 545 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,599 I've got acid reflux. I'm burping fire right now. 546 00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:32,402 Why don't we just float your special day 547 00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:34,448 until we can make it really special? 548 00:18:34,566 --> 00:18:36,380 You won't. I know you won't. 549 00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:37,494 - Brick-- - No. 550 00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:38,904 You do things for everybody else. 551 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,502 And by the time you get around to me, you don't care. 552 00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:42,942 You don't have anything left. 553 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,999 You don't even have the energy to yell at me. 554 00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:46,515 You want us to yell at you? 555 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,744 Yeah, sometimes! 556 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,003 You yell at Axl and Sue. 557 00:18:49,165 --> 00:18:51,111 Once in a while it'd be nice to know 558 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,136 that you care enough to yell at me, too. 559 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,385 Look at this. 560 00:18:54,496 --> 00:18:57,986 I'm making a whole scene in the shoe store, and nothing! 561 00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:01,049 (Clatters) 562 00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:02,831 Brick, look, 563 00:19:02,949 --> 00:19:04,795 I know it's tough being the third child... 564 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,783 (Yawning) but I want you to know 565 00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:08,314 that we don't take you for granted. 566 00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:10,668 And we love you, and... 567 00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:13,049 Mike, help me out here. 568 00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,496 I wonder if these come in brown. 569 00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:17,605 Forget it. Let's just go. 570 00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:24,065 Yep, we both had to admit, Brick's special day was a bust. 571 00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:26,169 (Thud) We'd have to find a way to make it up to him later. 572 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,002 Hey. What do you think you're doing? 573 00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:30,015 - What? (Mike) - Pick that up. 574 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,818 I'll get it later. 575 00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:33,623 (Clears throat) 576 00:19:33,742 --> 00:19:35,678 Hey, don't talk back to your father. 577 00:19:36,004 --> 00:19:37,572 I wasn't talking back. I was-- 578 00:19:37,684 --> 00:19:39,295 And don't talk back to me. 579 00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:41,837 You know, you are developing a real attitude problem, 580 00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:43,101 and it's gonna stop. 581 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:44,707 - But I-- - No "buts," Brick. 582 00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:45,893 We are sick of this. 583 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,202 Now you better start behaving yourself, 584 00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:48,711 or there's gonna be a price to pay. 585 00:19:48,848 --> 00:19:50,193 In fact, get outta here. 586 00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:53,165 This conversation is over. Go to your room. 587 00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:55,521 And stay there 588 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,128 until you've thought about what you've done! 589 00:20:04,397 --> 00:20:06,337 So was our experiment successful? 590 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,708 I don't know. 591 00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:09,513 We did learn something about Axl, 592 00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:11,064 sue learned something about me, 593 00:20:11,217 --> 00:20:12,802 and I learned that I was buying shoes 594 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,887 three sizes too small for Brick. 595 00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:16,224 (Brick) I wanna watch that! 596 00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:17,754 (Axl) Too bad, Brick! Get your own remote! 597 00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:22,742 I mean, sure we have chaos, but chaos works for us. 598 00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,830 We are done, right? 599 00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:26,989 There isn't a fourth kid we forgot about, is there? 600 00:20:27,024 --> 00:20:28,955 We'll find out in the morning. 601 00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:35,652 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 602 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,137 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 603 00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:43,737 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0